實際的Unix命令和回響…
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop. (Make: 不知如何make love. 停止.)
% got a light? (有一盞燈嗎?)
No match. (無任何匹配數據)
% sleep with me (跟我睡)
bad character (不適當的字符)
% man: Why did you get a divorce? (男方: 為什麼離婚?)
man:: Too many arguments. (男方:: 太多的參數)
% rm God (刪除 上帝)
rm: God nonexistent (刪除: 上帝不存在)
% make sense (編譯 意義)
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop. (編譯: 不知如何使其有意義. 停止.)
% make mistake (編譯 錯誤)
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop. (編譯: 不知如何犯錯. 停止.)
% \(-
(-: Command not found. (命令沒有發現)
% date me (約我)
You are not superuser: date not set (你不是超級用戶: 約會日期未定)
% man rear (查看rear的幫助頁)
No manual entry for rear. (沒有rear的手冊記錄)
% [Where is Chandra Levy? (坎德拉·列維在哪?)
Missing ] (無數據)
% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar? (加裡·康迪特如何被評為大話王?)
Unmatched ” (不匹配)
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? (如果裡根開銷的每一分錢都有我的一個’)'符號, 我將會有多少呢?)
Too many )’s. (太多的’)')
% * How would you describe Bill Clinton (你會怎樣描述比爾·克林頓)
*: Ambiguous. (暧昧)
% %Vice-President (副總裁)
%Vice-President: No such job. (副總裁: 沒有該職位)
% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility? (你會如何評價裡根的衰老?)
Unmatched “. (不匹配)
